Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that doctors were opting out of working unsociable hours, new proposals have been passed that allow them the option of not having to see patients at all.
Under the new scheme doctors could earn £3,000 per day by staying in bed and having a sign up on the window of their surgeries giving the telephone number of the nearest A&E Department.
Dealing with people with diseases has been taking its toll on doctors who are now used to working less hours than everyone else and getting the same cash as Columbian drug dealers. The new rules state that they simply have to leave a "This surgery is closed" message on their answerphone. This way they cannot be sued for malpractice and can be rude to patients at will.
