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Daily Mail trolls NHS

Funny story: Daily Mail trolls NHS

The Daily Mail have boasted about their campaign to help the NHS, in which 11,000 people have volunteered to spend a few hours a week helping the underfunded service. Tabloid editor Geordie Greig said, "Why, if only the greedy money-grabbing nurses w...

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Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Funny story: Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Hospitals of Washington State - Dr. Lee G. Bender of Washuck Hospital spoke to reporters after all hospitals in Washington were suddenly filled with programmers that had blown off their legs. “MacroHard called for emergency assistance about 11:00...

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Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Funny story: Hospitals to NOT heat-sanitize plumbing drains to avoid super-bug breeding

Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...

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Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Funny story: Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Washington, D.C. - Most people don't enjoy seeing dentists, but some have a serious fear of receiving dental care. Local man Juan Diente revealed to us yesterday that he's had dental phobia for as long as he can remember. "I think the last time I wen...

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NHS Hospitals to Charge Entrance Fees

Funny story: NHS Hospitals to Charge Entrance Fees

The unqualified success of hospital parking schemes which raise around £200m a year have prompted NHS trusts to look into other profit-making ideas. In 2016 several hospitals will try out an Entrance Fee system which could prove even more lucrative.

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NHS to be funded by car-parking fees

Funny story: NHS to be funded by car-parking fees

In a bid to reduce the overhead on the budget that is the NHS, the Conservatives have outlined a plan to decrease their spending on this national institution. "Basically," said George Osborne, "we're going to raise the money by increasing parking...

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Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Funny story: Doctors Can Choose To See Only Healthy People Under New Agreement

Following recent reports which incited outrage when it was revealed that doctors were opting out of working unsociable hours, new proposals have been passed that allow them the option of not having to see patients at all. Under the new scheme doct...

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HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

Funny story: HOSGATE - the true scandal of the Coalition cover-up

News is breaking that the Health Secretary has been arrested after an undercover operation by Staffordshire Police working with the Met and Interpol. It has been alleged that recent stories regarding horsemeat in the foodchain and falling asteroids h...

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Hospital managers must be countable

Funny story: Hospital managers must be countable

Due to increasing numbers of managers missing from local hospitals, senior staff will now be required to wear high visibility jackets with unique identification numbers. The Health Secretary has declared that 'proper counting' needs to be restored...

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New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best

Funny story: New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best

As part of its ongoing mission to improve quality of care while lowering health care costs, New York Presbyterian Hospital recently announced that it was adopting a radical new treatment methodology for post-operative cancer patients: cross fingers a...

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New Anti-Smoking measures announced from Brussels

Funny story: New Anti-Smoking measures announced from Brussels

A recent change in European law regarding the circumstances by which a person can be committed to a mental institution by the state has meant that in future anyone found guilty of smoking a cigarette in a designated public 'no smoking' area could in...

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