Written by Bureau

Friday, 14 March 2014

image for Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls
Most will be sold here.

The Duck Dynasty have now invented a new moose call that sounds exactly like a female ready to rut.

"We haven't tried it but a few times" stated a worker for the family who does a lot of driving. "But it surely to goodness brings the big moose come looking. He looked pissed when no female was there and I thought the cameraman from the television show was going to go flying back over my head but the moose huge antlers caught in some low tree branches."

After a family pow-wow it was decided to send most of these up north in the United States and into Canada.

"The price is steep but along with the warning, guarantee and moose call we send a free pair of moose horns that look real, only they're really light", stated Willie Robertson.

"Korie (wife) says they would look horny to any female."

"You put the horns on the hunter's guide. If that moose catches him, well I don't want to know anything about it. There's the warning right there on the instructions."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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