Written by queen mudder

Monday, 18 September 2006

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Sign of the Beast....

London - (Associated Mess): It rhymes with 'banker'. That is the official verdict of political anal-lists all over the world as the controversy mounts in the UK press regarding the mysterious 'W' that has appeared on the Prime Monster's forehead following continuing policy disasters at home and abroad.

Some cynical commentators have suggested it may be the No 10 Downing Street botox surgeon's inimical sense of humor at work and that the 'W' is a work of art depicting Blair's complicity in war crimes with President George W Bush.

But a specialist brain surgeon at the Royal Flea Hospital in London has stated that it is a typical symptom of the imminent sprouting of horns which often manifest in this manner after a lengthy stellar career in lying to the public.

This medical prognosis has been taken up eagerly by End-of-Times watchers and Armageddon fanatics as conclusive proof that the Second Coming must be imminent because The Rapture that has been predicted in so many superstitious humbug codeces is dependent on the Anti-Christ being clearly recognisable to all.

However, specialist UK historians have been quick to retalliate on the Blair Sign of the Beast claims by reminding the public that the late Queen Mother herself carried this very mark on her forehead since Christmas Day 1957 - a date shrouded in the Official Secrets Act, but thought by many to mark her unveiling by the secret service as the widow of Nazi traitor Von Ribbentrop.

In the US, cosmetic surgeons who have grown rich and fat after working on Nancy Reagan have also been forced to admit that the former First Lady herself also sprouted a similar Sign of the Beast on her forehead on the day that her husband Ronnie slimed his way into the White House.

Meanwhile at Clarence House, the Comptroller of the Privy Purse has refused to divulge details of Camilla's plastic surgery costs since her 2005 marriage to the Pretender to the Throne after press reports that actual numbers resembling '666' had somehow manifested on her forehead following the consummation of their marriage.

So the jury remains out on the question of whether Blair is the actual embodiment of the Anti-Christ or whether his troubled brow has just been mysteriously branded with the first letter of a slang-word accurately describing his political predelictions.

And serious Apocalypse specialists continue to warn growing horns is only half of the story, and are demanding an official explanation about classified government reports stating that the Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC is about to enter hospital to have a 'tail-like growth' removed from the appropriate sprouting place...

More news expected this week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: London, anal

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