Demented fascist matriarch returns to ogle Ground Zero

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Monday, 11 September 2006


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Salivating with pride....Thatcher ogles Ground Zero

London - (Associated Mess): On the fifth anniversary of the US's greatest loss and grief at Ground Zero, Lower Manhattan, the UK's Foreign Office has been at a total loss to explain why a senile old gangster and former Hellfire Club brothel keeper was allowed loose on an unsuspecting American public without taking her court-imposed medication.

Thatcher, 81, was reported hovering in a menacing, Hitchcockian manner at the Lower Manhattan site of the atrocity, salivating at the memory of one of her greatest post-cold war successes in collaboration with assorted Taleban heroin dealers, bent spooks and their paymasters in the P2 Lodge.

The ageing reptilian gangster has been visiting the US at the weekend to plead for her son Mark to be allowed back into Texas to which, as a convicted criminal found gulity of financing an abortive military coup d'etat in Equatorial New Guinea in 2005, he is barred for life.

But being a wily old demented hag noted for her legendary abilities to leech blood from of a stone, Thatcher went straight to the Godfather of the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones, George Bush Senior, and demanded that the Riggs Bank resumes its pre-Pinochet bust arrangements with her accounts in London and doshes up her bankrupt Euro-Septic Foundation, which had previously hired son Mark rather than put him through the ignominity of signing on to claim the dole.

And despite being under strict medical orders not to make any speeches in public, the loathesome fascist matriarch spent half an hour blathering on in a televised interview about the upper moral hand she and her cohorts took about the 9/11 atrocity.

Behind the secenes, however, Thatcher was quick to deliver an ultimatum to Bush Senior by whom she had an IRA hitman son called David Gelli - a child sex attack monster who conspired with his mother's accomplice Dame Shirley Porter, to gerrymander votes in the City of Westminster homes-for-votes scandal during the 1980s.

Bush Senior was told flatly: either dosh up the Foundation accounts or Mark Thatcher will spill the beans on the as yet unpublished role of the Mellon Bank in the Equatorial Guinea Coup attempt.

And the little matter of Bush Senior's personal $5million contribution to the Ken Lay Defense Fund in the aftermath of Enron going belly-up.

As the world unites today in remembering the memory of those who perished in the single most avoidable lapse of trans-atlantic security, NATO military intelligence chiefs were reported to be ordering the gallows to be brought out of mothballs in the UK's Tower of London in preparation for very special pre-birthday treat for Cherry Bush QC - Thatcher's daughter by KGB/Mossad spy and convicted shilc sex offender Robert Maxwell.

Sure did get around, in her evil pro-creatin' days.....

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