War Against Terra: Blair slams menace embryos

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Monday, 4 September 2006

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Dark Lord of eugenics: Prime Monster Tony Blair

Downing Street, London SW1 - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): In a radical policy pronouncement this weekend the Bush Administration at No10 Dowing Street has confirmed that its will be resurrecting its original Third Reich eugenics policy following new research that shows 'extensive, authoritative and incontrovertible proof' that ultrasound techniques can now identify menace embryos in the womb.

This startling announcement brought a shiver to the spineless salivating Whitehall bureacracy that runs No10's spin machine as the Downing Street switchboard was inundated with furious callers claiming that if this new policy of tackling delinquency among the young had been implemented in the mid 1950s then monsters such as Blair and Bush themselves would have gone straight down the incinerators of the back-street abortionists who made such a tidy living weeding out socially undesirable specimens of humanity.

The idea of identifying potential troublemakers, undesirables and assorted terrorists before they are born is not new and has always appealed to organised crime cartels masquarading as Global Piss Process luminaries carrying the religious right's mantle of moral majority.

But this weekend's revelations that Prime Monster Blair himself is in favor of this 'final solution' as a way of dealing with the menace of the War Against Terra has confounded many of his colleagues who have pointed out that Taleban, Al-Qaeda and other assorted terror group embryos might not be immediately identifiable in the womb 'because there is no Sharia Law imperative to wear religious dress while in utero'.

This latest slant on genetic determinism has much appeal to Blair according to his partners in the Euro-Septic Tory stink tanks because it combines a clear personal Prime Ministerial vision with the massed prejudices of millions of potential floating voters too scared to vote for the British Fascist Party, the BNP. Scottish or Welsh Nationalists or other related ultra wing nutters.

Selling the policy, however, might be a tricky business according to experts analysing the latest directive.

Unless, of course, outside consultants from the UK's Hellfire Club, the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones, the Italian/Russian P2 Lodge and account holders of the Riggs Bank are all paid enough money to implement a global policy directive to ge the ball rolling.

This would require the UN's fabled negotiang skills which are already severely hampered following the Saddam WMD fantasy which was sold to the Hellfire and its associates after months of consultancy fee wrangles that so severely depleted the Oil-for-Fraud petro-dollar billions that financed the entire scheme.

More news about this resurrected method of weeding out human detritus is expected later in the week.

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