Calls for UK Doctors to "Go on strike! Stay on strike! Sign on the dole!"

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Monday, 18 June 2012

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Tranquillizers horded by GP's, for their use on the picket lines, as Doctors expect a public 'backlash'!!

NHS Hospitals, United Kingdom: Thursday 21st June 2012, the 'caring' Doctors in the United Kingdom who have signed the 'Hypocratic Oath' to save peoples lives... These 'caring' UK Doctors will strike for their own outrageous display of selfishness and greed, who appear to have forgotten their calling.

The BMA reached a settlement some years ago, which hugely boosted Doctors' earnings, at the expense of patients, by allowing GPs to opt out of out-of-hours care. The reduction in service caused patients much distress and discomfort and reflected a nine-to-five mentality to undermine the ethos of public duty.

Patients are now speaking out;

"Having experienced their incompetence, arrogance and lack of any interest in patients, I, like many others, have no respect for or trust in profiteering, pill-pushing, lazy GPs. This strike is just another manifestation of the greed and self-interest of a rapacious group, money-oriented and with a totally unscrupulous union."

Even British Medical Association officials are admitting that going on strike, was on "the borderline of what is professionally acceptable" for Doctors.

Before the strike, panicked patients were flooding hospitals and GP surgeries with phone inquiries, because of confusion about who will be affected by the one day strike Doctors' strike on Thursday 21st June 2012.

A service is something that is provided when needed by the customer, not something that happens when the provider condescends to get around to it. The NHS does not qualify as a "service". Once again a demonstration that the NHS is run for the benefit of those who work for it, rather than for the patients!

Patients are now speaking out;

I suppose any day now we will see the police move in with batons drawn and arrest any doctor who dares to complain. Sorry I forgot, these are middleclass people on £100,000 pa, not working class miners on minimum wage. the rules are different.

It's understandable that there are calls for UK Doctors to GO ON STRIKE! STAY ON STRIKE! SIGN ON THE DOLE!

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