Written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 2 June 2012

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I was going to go to Chantilly, but its my time of month

Phoenix, AZ - A dispatcher with the sheriff's department recounts that a posse of ten thousand scruffy horse-riding gun-toting tobacco-spitting O'Piehole deputies are riding to Chantilly Virginia to break up what they view as an illegal assembly known to all as the Build-a-bugger Group.

"That area is not zoned for machine gun nests, and that's what we hear they have there", spouted O'Piehole. "We also hear they have agents from foreign intelligence services there. We think they must be illegal aliens. So, we are going to check their papers, Arizona style. The posse brought plenty of rope so they can drag those critters back to Mexico, or wherever they came from."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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