Richard Dawkins Converts To Islam

Funny story written by Ivor Grip

Sunday, 6 November 2011

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In recent years Richard Dawkins has made a mark for himself as the world's foremost atheist and evolutionary evangelist, however it has come to light that the formerly staunch critic of religion has now undergone a full conversion to Islam.

"In recent weeks I have been seriously studying the Koran, at first I was struck by the poetic language, this led me to become more and more engrossed... then things just seemed to click into place, everything made sense all of a sudden!" The God Delusion author said in a statement outside his Oxford home. He recalled how he was "in tears" when the realisation of just how wrong he had been with his past God denying antics truly sank in. As a consolation though the Professor said that he was looking forward to enjoying " first Eid"

On further questioning from journalists the nutty Professor became somewhat defensive "Listen, I've always said that I would be willing to change my mind in the face of new evidence!" When challenged if he honestly believed that Mohammed flew on a winged horse a red faced Dawkins aggressively shouted "How dare you criticise the prophet!"

On hearing of this shocking news Christian crackpot William Lane Craig commented "Well the nut has finally cracked then! It's good to see he has finally thrown away the shackles of that mental disorder known as atheism, it's just a shame that he is reading from the wrong book." Asked if he would still like to debate the Oxford professor "baby killer" Craig responded "Absolutely, he is on the path to God now just the wrong one, I would show him the correct one whilst utterly destroying any vestiges of his former lunacy"

According to an observer Richard Dawkins was recently seen cycling his bike through Oxford laughing maniacally and shouting "allah hu akbar!" to complete strangers.

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