Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Funny story written by grimbo

Friday, 27 May 2011

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Troubled Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has assured fans of the Red Devils that he's totally focussed on Saturday night's Champions League Final against the mighty Barcelona.

The Welsh internationalist was revealed earlier this week as having taken out a super injunction to stop details of an alleged affair with Big Brother's Imogen Thomas.

Giggs moved to assure supporters of his state of mind :

"I want everyone with the club at heart to be 100% confident that I am only thinking of one thing and that is Wembley on Saturday".

He knew that some people who went through similar experiences in the glare of the media spotlight might subconsciously become obsessed with problems in their personal lives, but he definitely wasn't like that.

"Having experienced the excitement of a Champions League final already, you just want it to come again. Its the climax of the season. Winning would be the ultimate ride. At the stage in my career, you just want to play, boy".

Asked what he would be doing once the season ended, a still focussed Giggs replied :

"I still miss Wales and I'm a bit of a camera buff so I'm going to the Rhondda valley to experiment with thermal imogen".

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