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Funny story: King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to none other than our roving reporter, Petula Tart, from The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. And what's all the buzz about? A little bit of football, a lot of royalty, and…

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Funny story: London's Wembley Stadium To Get A Huge Upgrade

London's Wembley Stadium To Get A Huge Upgrade

LONDON - (Satire World) - The World of Soccer Magazine writer Fifi Tripoli, is proud to announce that one of the most famous stadiums in the world will be getting a huge, much-needed upgrade improvement. Wembley Stadium, which is almost as popular…

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Funny story: Prime Minister Liz Truss Suggests That Wembley Stadium Be Renamed In Honor of Queen Elizabeth

Prime Minister Liz Truss Suggests That Wembley Stadium Be Renamed In Honor of Queen Elizabeth

LONDON - (US Satire) - Prime Minister Liz Truss has suggested that to honor the late Queen Elizabeth, Wembley Stadium should be renamed The Queen Elizabeth Stadium. PM Truss said that it is only fitting to make the name change and only someone who…

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Funny story: Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – After several years in the planning stages, the chairman of the Liverpool Football Club. Tom “Hey Mate” Werner has just informed the UK sports media that construction will soon begin on a brand, new, state-of-the-ar…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers Will Play At London’s World Famous Wembley Stadium

The Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers Will Play At London’s World Famous Wembley Stadium

LONDON – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the Dallas Cowboys and their long-time rivals the Green Bay Packers have agreed to play in London at Wembley Stadium. Brompton Boxgrove with TBN stated that he sp…

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Galaxy Will Play Manchester United in London's Wembley Stadium

The Los Angeles Galaxy Will Play Manchester United in London's Wembley Stadium

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After two years of negotiations, it is now official that the Los Angeles Galaxy will travel to London to play the Manchester United Red Devils in Wembley Stadium in August. Zorro La Bamba, reporter with the Sports…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

Queen Elizabeth Disappointed in Meghan Markle After She Says She Treated Her Like a Princess

LONDON - (Satire News) – Her majesty, the queen of England has stated that she cannot believe that Meghan Markle would throw her under the double-decker bus, after she treated her like a princess. Speaking with Neville Twickenbuck of Tickety Boo…

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Funny story: Man City Marlins Win @ Tottenham Titans

Man City Marlins Win @ Tottenham Titans

Tottenham Hot Spur Titans suffered a defeat at the hands of Man Chester City Marlins at Wembley Stadium last night in a bizarre and low-scoring contest. Running Line Forward, Riyadh Mahrez, got the only score for the Marlins, as the game ended, in...

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Funny story: Cup Final Review

Cup Final Review

Despite spending the GDP of a medium sized country Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has ended the season as empty handed as the homeless people who were forced out of Windsor for the Royal wedding. The final itself was an affair completely d...

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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Funny story: New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

New FA Centre of Excellence replaces Centre of Mediocrity

The home of English football in the shape of the £100 million centre of excellence has been unveiled, replacing the previous centre of mediocrity model. St Georges Park will provide a base and state of the art facilities like balls, bibs and cones...

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Funny story: Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Engand football team move to third in world rankings

Wembley HQ, England: With Team GB consolidating their third position in the Olympic tables, now it is time to shout a big "Hurrah" for the England Football team, who are third best at infighting, shagging each others wife's, getting boo'ded at by th...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Liverpool v Chelsea FA Cup Final to be replayed

Following the controversy of the Andy Carrol goal that wasn't given at Wembley on Saturday, which allowed Chelsea to win the FA Cup 2-1, the Football Association have made the bold decision to have the game replayed - tonight at Anfield! In a shoc...

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Funny story: Nani Batters Bitter Bertie Bluenoses - United 3 City 2

Nani Batters Bitter Bertie Bluenoses - United 3 City 2

Happy days today for the Bitters at Wembley in the Community Shield game against the dreaded Rags, as City took a two goal lead, courtesy of Jeleon Lescott and Edin Dzeko. Happy days until half time. "I seen 'em at Wembley on the telly," United...

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Funny story: Man Utd Caught Out By Pace - Messi Explains Relentless Tempo

Man Utd Caught Out By Pace - Messi Explains Relentless Tempo

European Champions League winner Lionel Messi took time out from Barcelona's celebrations last night to explain the relentless pace of the scintillating final at Wembley. Barca ran out worthy 3-1 winners with goals by Pedrito, Messi and Villa. Roo...

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Funny story: The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

The Whole World Will Be Watching Manchester United vs Barcelona In The Champions League Final at Wembley Stadium

LONDON - The much anticipated Champions League Final game between Manchester United and Barcelona will be watched by billions of football fans throughout the entire civilized world. Reports are that the tiny African country of British Bamboobanda...

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Funny story: Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Giggs Totally Focussed On Champions League Final

Troubled Man Utd midfielder Ryan Giggs has assured fans of the Red Devils that he's totally focussed on Saturday night's Champions League Final against the mighty Barcelona. The Welsh internationalist was revealed earlier this week as having taken...

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