Written by Mr Spinks

Thursday, 23 December 2010

Since revealing yeasterday that he thought Lionel Messi was the only player better than him in world football today, controversial Italian striker Marion Balotelli has spoken again of the Barcelona player.

After a promotional photo shoot for tobacco paper manufacteur Rizla, Balotelli said, "Yeah I aint saying he's bad at football and ting, but he aint one of da boyz, know what I'm saying. I'm telling you right now, I aint never seen him down no rap battles and you know that boy don't drink cristal."

The wantaway Man City player later tweeted, "P.S My m8 wants me to twll every1 dat Leo Messi f*cks his Dad instead of gtin on da xbox lol".

The unprovoked outbust is sure to anger City officials, who are still thought to be seething following recent reports that Balotelli was seen at 3am on the eve of the Everton game, in a strip joint in Manchester city centre with rapper Lethal Bizzle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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