Written by mr. dja

Monday, 18 October 2010

The president of Inter Milan has confirmed that he wants to sign Lionel Messi.

Mourinho commented on this and said: "Signing Messi from Barça is like getting me smilling and looking happy. It is also like making Liverpool win a match against Derby County U8 years old team."

Asked if he would like Messi to go out of Barça, the Real Madrid boss said: "Messi is like the heart of Barcelona F.C. So if Inter or any another club were to sign Messi, it would kill Barça. I would like that a lot".

The Inter president was first joking about signing Lionel Messi, but when he admitted he was joking, he got a lot of pressure from the fans. Some even threatened to kill him if he doesn't try to sign Messi. He is now planning a bid of 250 milion Euros.

"At first, I wanted to sign Kaka, but as his name suggests in french, he is shitty. Messi messes with the opposite defence a lot, Kaka only shits on them. this why I chose Lionel Messy."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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