Balotelli: "F*ck Off Carlos"

Funny story written by Mr Spinks

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Manchester City's wantaway ace striker Mario Balotelli has launched an unexpected verbal attack on club captain Carlos Tevez.

Tevez recently announced that he wished to leave the club, and it would seem that this news has struck a nerve with Italian badboy Balotelli.

"Carlos can f*ck right off! I swear, I said I wanted to go first. If dat little pr*ck goes before me, he'll be getting banged right up, dya get me".

The interview was bought to an abrupt end shortly after, as Mario Balotelli began to act in an intimidating manner towards the crowd of journalists.

Grabbing one reporter by his jacket Balotelli said, "Yous boys will back me up won't you".

City are yet to comment on the incident.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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