Kaka, Messi glee at Cristiano Ronaldo paternity claim

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Thursday, 8 July 2010


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South Africa - (Reuterus & Gonads): It's turning out to be a right messy business.

Last week's paternity announcement by Portuguese football captain Cristiano Ronaldo has left fellow internationals in stitches.

Ricardo 'Kaka' Izecson dos Santos Leite and Lionel Andrés Messi were having a right laugh today waiting for confirmation of Cristiano Junior's DNA results.

The stars reckon the mystery Mom behind the recent parturition 'is hegding her bets' by naming the Real Madrid winger as the Babyfather.

And distraught Russian model Irina Shayk, who has been dating Ronaldo for at least nine months, has also got the hump.

She was pictured yesterday in New York scowling horribly amid news that the baby's mother is getting $5 million hush money for handing over the little nipper.

Neither Kaka nor Messi has actually gone as far as saying one of them could be the real Pa.

But the ID of all the potential inseminators is being pposted today on online spread betting site Aintgottaprayer.con.

David Beckham is 69.

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