Balotelli Told to Fight for Place in Team, Punches Boateng in the Face

Funny story written by bigbossmiami

Thursday, 9 December 2010

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Manchester City Bad Boy Mario Balotelli has run into trouble again in his short yet controversial Manchester City career.

In whats only going to further add to the unrest at Eastlands, Balotelli has reportedly punched team mate Jerome Boateng in the face at training.

According to reports, Mancini's assistant David Platt told Balotelli he would have to fight for his place in the team having failed to hold down a regular spot this season.

It appears Platts words were lost in translation and Balotelli took his advice literally.

Balotelli was unapologetic in the aftermath. "F*ck that b*tch ass ******. He had it coming to him. Fake ass mother f*cker pretending to be German.

"You ain't German ******, you from Ghana, you'll never be a European like me. You from the third world".

Mancini failed to berate the Italian international however.

He claimed "Mario had every right to do what he did. Jerome should stop pretending to be from Germany and accept he's Ghananian".

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