United Hammered By Hammers At Upton Park

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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As the snow flew on that Godforsaken hovel, otherwise known as Upton Park, Manchester United fans sneaked out of the stadium following a 4-0 defeat to the mighty bubble blowing West Ham ICF merchants.

United fan, Jarbo the Killer, admitted that United were 'shit.'

The rot set in when United reject, Jonathan Spector nipped in to score twice.

Then Carlton Cole added a brace.

4-0 West Ham.

United never looked like getting back into it. Much to the disappointment of their die hard fans. Who had braved the weather to be there,

"Cheers lads," one United fan Tweeted to the team. "You've made us look like a proper bunch of dickheads."

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