Mourinho refuses to acknowledge defeat

Funny story written by Mr Spinks

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

In the wake of his teams 5-0 thrashing at the hands of Barcelona, Real Madrid head coach Jose Mourinho has refused to acknowledge the result.

Mourinho said, "It was obvious for all to see that we deserved the points and I am looking forward to maintaining our unbeaten start to the season".

When baffled journalists queried Mourinho's post match interview comments, he became visably irritated and asked the reporters to leave "his house". The game was an away fixture for Real Madrid, played at the Nou Camp.

The madness continued as Mourinho answered every question thereafter with, "I am more special than you". He then proceeded to tell journalists he was going home to relax and stubb cigarettes out on his pet dog.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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