Unsettled 'want out' spoilt brat Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney looks all set to join Manchester City in a straight swap deal for Carlos Tevez, according to our source, Nutty Norman from Ardwick Green.
Speaking from a theme pub in town, Nutty Norman explained that a player who no longer wants to play for the club should be sent packing.
"That was never the case with Tevez," Nutty Norman explained. "He clearly didn't want to leave in the first place, and although it won't be easy welcoming a defector to City back into the fold, I reckon most people will get over it."
Taking time out for a moment, in order to replenish his Stella glass, Nutty Norman returned, only to lapse into a prolonged silence. However, a gentle nudge in the ribs with a well placed elbow soon got him back on track.
"Oh, sorry," he explained. "I was just thinking about the X-Factor. Don't know what people see in it meself. Right, yeah, Rooney. He's just an ungrateful shit. Alan Sugar had that one right. So he's off to City, and Tevez is coming back. We can't lose on that one. How do I know all this? Me mate Long Bob works at the place where Mancini gets his motor valeted. He heard it off the chauffeur, like. So it must be right."
More as we get it.