Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

Written by masterchev

Monday, 18 October 2010

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0-0. What a surprise.

There were 22 players on the pitch.

And not one of them made an impact.

In a game which has always brought plenty of excitement, Blackburn and Sunderland were about as effective as the Germans during trench warfare in World War One: effectively cancelling each other out.

I was "fortunate" enough to spend 90 minutes of my life watching the match, and here are my highlights.

- Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce got a new stick of chewing gum.

- A Sunderland fan tried to fix the heating pipe, but failed epically.

- I got a good quote on cheap car insurance.

- Discovered the meaning of life, then lost it.

-Recycled last month's Sunday roast into compost.

Definitely not a game to remember ladies and gents. Both will finish mid-table. Bring on next weekend's fixtures!

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