John W Henry To Sell Liverpool FC Insists Insider

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 18 October 2010

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Reports coming in suggest that Boston Red Sox owner John W Henry is to sell his controlling stake in Liverpool Football Club, and is reportedly extremely irate that he appears to have been suckered and sold a dud.

Henry, who was at Goodison Park on Sunday to witness his latest acquisition's abject humiliation (not to mention Steven Gerrard's criminal haircut) at the hands of city rivals Everton was reportedly horrified by what he saw.

"I think he felt a bit like somebody who's just bought a used car and found out that it's a right pile of shit," an insider told us here at Skoob Sports News. "I suppose it's understandable. He thought he was buying a powerhouse, but it turns out it's just a shit house."

Liverpool FC currently languish second from bottom in the Premier League, and currently look like they're going nowhere in a hurry.

More as we get it.

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