The Kop is a flop

Funny story written by Jo Dash

Thursday, 14 October 2010

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Liverpool FC have been forced to remove the "FC" as they are technically not good enough to be labelled a Football Club.

The owners - God only knows who they are at the moment - are being forced to change the name to 'Pool SL - Sunday League, and Roy Hodgson has to slum it with the WAGS on the sidelines who'll be turning up after they've put the Sunday roast on.

If you want to meet up with the players after the game, they'll be in the Scouse Lion having a pint of Carling and a packet of scratchings wondering how they lost 7-0 to The Greyhound's over 40's team.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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