He's tried every formation under the Sun. Including those written only in God's dying language, Latin
Now Fabio Capello is preparing one last roll of the dice, following his multi-million pound squad's failure to defeat minnows Montenegro. Taking the whole Three Lions business seriously.
The former USSR side managed to hold the English gits to a 0-0 draw; just like in the Cold War.
Top footie gits Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand were clearly unhappy with the result, and complained that the Montenegro plumbers were "pushing them about too much,"
As a result, Capello will try out a new tactic of "THREE LIONS ON YOUR SHIRT!" If any football performer gets a 4/10 rating or below according to the Sun, then they will be fed to lions.
Sorry Rob Green. Looks like you're better off retiring now.
Capello was quoted as saying "We want to sock it to them harder then they've ever been socked. They'll be moaning when we're done. And if not, it's off to the Lions you go!"
You're not quite Burlasconi Fab, but you're nearly there.