Chinese judge rules sale of Liverpool must not go ahead

Funny story written by Proffitt

Thursday, 14 October 2010

Hicks and Gillett have now secured the backing of a Chinese judge to stop the sale of their football club. The two yanks fearful their Texan judge will fail have started to seek help elsewhere.

The senior judge Mr Yang Shang Po said today that he decided to rule against the Board because the current owners promised to pay him many Dolla. It appears Gillett and Hicks are now popping to Russia next to secure their backing!

In another twist Singapore Billionaire Pete Lim has backed out of buying Liverpool FC blaming thieving scourers. He announced his decision to withdraw his offer after having his hub caps stolen from his Mercedes last week during a visit to the Pool.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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