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Funny story: Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Where are they now? Izal Toilet Paper

Izal medicated toilet tissue? Don't make me laugh. If you don't remember it, you are lucky. This shiny, waterproof, abrasive product was routinely found in workplaces, hospitals, school toilets and public conveniences, probably intending to discou...

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Funny story: Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...

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Funny story: Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Wasting water is "against our policy," Just Dunkin' insists

Dunkin' Donuts, ridiculed for changing its name to Just Dunkin' in what many media analysts (whatever the hell they are) believe was a publicity ploy, is back in the limelight because of the behavior of one of its Syracuse, New Yawk, employees. A...

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Funny story: Man Didn't Seem To Notice (Or Care) That His Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ass Was Showing

Man Didn't Seem To Notice (Or Care) That His Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ass Was Showing

With a belly that has been perfectly formed over a 30-year period of eating TV Dinners and drinking beer, 55-year-old Shane Wall didn't seem to notice, or even care, that his pants had slipped down at work and that his big, hairy, sweaty ass was show...

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Funny story: Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...

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Funny story: No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...

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Funny story: The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles. "Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the...

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Funny story: Man On The Street Says Economy Sucks

Man On The Street Says Economy Sucks

Lucas Mattingly, a man on the street, says that the United States economy has gone to S*it. "I blame the President and the continent", he told the people who would stop and listen. He also happened to buttonhole Tom Thatcher, reporter at large (40...

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Funny story: Oprah extracts the truth out of Lance Armstrong; "it was that damn bum cream" he claims

Oprah extracts the truth out of Lance Armstrong; "it was that damn bum cream" he claims

Oprah Winfrey has interviewed Lance Armstrong in a 2 hour session that is due to be sent out on US TV in two parts. Oprah took on the assignment because behind the Armstrong charade she believed there is a real person sitting on his saddle and not a...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a...

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Funny story: Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance." Mason was offended that he had to pay th...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender. The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match: "Bender would stiffe...

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Funny story: Bum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton

Bum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton

A startling new phenomenon appears to have permeated celebrity circles, and the goss columnists are calling it "Bum Rage." Apparently it started this afternoon when sources close to former 'Treasure Hunt' tight trousered helicopter woman, Anneka R...

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Funny story: Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.

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Funny story: Spoof writer has become the 'butt' of schoolmates' jokes

Spoof writer has become the 'butt' of schoolmates' jokes

A young Spoofwriter has recently become the 'butt' of his schoolmates' jokes and he is getting tired of it and has decided to do something to rectify the situation. The young man has consulted a plastic surgeon whose name he found online, and is t...

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Funny story: Utah parking meters to collect coins from homeless

Utah parking meters to collect coins from homeless

Salt Lake - Tossed out on the street? According to local hobo, Jimmy 'smells' Fitzugutta, that is just the beginning of your problems if you want to stay in Utah. Jimmy says he has been followed around by a 'meter maid' carrying a portable parkin...

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Funny story: Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...

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