Paris, Illinois - Roger Federer and Rafa Nadal have never shared a lot in common over the years,except for several tense meetings on the hard, grass and clay courts.
But recently Paris Hilton stunned the tennis world by once again stating that she would give herself to the winner of the French Open. "I don't do this lightly," said Paris in an interview from her New York suite of Apartments in Queens," I expect a lot from whomever is the winner!"
When asked what he thought of Paris Hilton's latest offer, Nadal had this to say,"No thanks, my girl friend would...it wouldn't be pretty," then he added, "I actually threw-up a little just now when you mentioned her name."
Roger Federer refused to be quoted, but released the following statement, "I have nothing to say to Spoof freaks. Leave me the (Swedish swear word) alone!"
When given the replies, Paris appeared to be taken aback, but then said, "Well I doubt if either of them will win, they obviously aren't motivated by me anymore. I was counting on Andy Murray anyway, but I don't know if he has come back from that Tibetan monastery yet. I don't watch the tournament that much, because I'm not interested in tennis."
