Sweden's Olympic Skater, Ivana Phuque, Admits She Didn't Bring Any Panties To Vancouver

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Ivana Phuque, the blonde figure skating sensation from the Swedish Winter Olympic Team, has made a name for herself at the Vancouver Games. Her jumps, spins, leg lifts, and other moves on the ice are drawing record crowds to the arenas and the practive rinks.

Part of this may be because Ivana does not wear any underwear, bloomers, or leotard underneath her short skating skirt. Miss Phuque said that this is because "I want to compete to my fullest, leaving my performance on the ice and letting it all hang out."

When asked to comment on Ivana, one fan said "I like the natural beauty of her form and figure....yeah, that's it, she's just natural."

Another man said "Ivana Phuque just puts it all out on the ice. This is no Brazilian girl, she's a natural woman."

Television networks and stations around the world that are covering the games have admitted to receiving more requests than usual for the events of this athlete. NBC Sports Director Billy Adamson said "she's a big hit with all the fans. The men all want her and the women want to be her."

Coverage of this figure skater is so overwhelming and popular that The Vancouver Olympics Committee has requested she compete in all sports (Men's and Women's) in her current costume. "Let's not split hairs," said Committee Member Harold Hoser, "she brings a fresh face to these games and has been a nice asset to her team."

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