BNP leader Nick Griffin claims ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-shirts are racist especially when worn by Germans!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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ABE (Anyone But England) world cup T-shirts are RACIST and Nick Griffin will prove it, JAWOHL!

ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-Shirts are currently the rage in Scotland, Germany, Ireland and Argentina but have caused quite a stir because they're being branded as RACIST (especially when being worn by Germans) by BNP leader, Nick griffin.

These particular T-shirts were designed for a laugh by kilt wearing Tartan Army warrior, Jock McStrap-less and ex-failed suicide bomber, Mustafa Abdul-Nearmiz, both hate England.

Nick got wind of these T-shirts being sold and requested that the Grampian constabulary visit a shop in Aberdeen where they found thousands of ABE T-shirts being packed for Germany, Afghanistan, The Falklands and Argentina!

The BNP leader, wearing his jackboots and swastika designed undies gave the following statement:

"This is pure racial discrimination and the BNP will sue the bastards, anybody who wears them and Germans!"

"We will take this case to the Court of Human Rights in The Hague and while we're at it demand WHITE POWER for England!"

What was meant to be a joke has now lead to a major diplomatic crisis between Germany and England especially because Angie Merkel was seen bar-b-queing a BRATWURST wearing an ABE t-shirt!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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