Penis-lifter Viagra tablets say they are going to straighten out their newly planned ads featuring Tiger Woods.
"We thought that he would make a good point for us by all the activity reported over the past month and he was available, we heard, after losing several contracts, but it's not worth the risk", stated Company CEO, Dick Schlong.
Wood, or rather Woods, had no comment as he has pretty well stayed out of the limelight ever since his wreck on Thanksgiving weekend.
That "wreck" may have also wrecked the Tiger's career, as no commercials have shown up lately.
"So we decided to go with someone else", stated Schlong. "I have no problems with bringing Tiger Woods on later once he gets himself sorted out but for right now, no."
And the new product endorser?
"Oh, we're staying in the sports field. We've signed the Cincinnati Bengals 'Tank' Johnson!"
