Caster Semenya, the South African world 800m athletics champion, who is at the centre of the Athletics Hermaphrodite scandal, has told her trainer that she is preparing to quit the sport and to get into the boxing ring - as a Heavyweight world title contender!
Semenya, 18, was diagnosed by doctors as having serious 'gender problems', and is under threat of being banned from competing as a woman athlete. She now believes, however, that stepping into the ring with red-blooded, hormone-pumped fighting machines will be more to her liking.
She has already bought a skipping rope.
And a Rocky video.
Current WBC champion, Vitali Klitschko, was asked about his opinion on getting into the ring with the South African she-man. He said:
"Should I punch it or fuck it?"