Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 11 September 2009

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Schwarzermannerfrau? Unglaublich!

Caster Semenya, the South African 800m she-man at the centre of the 'is she/isn't he' Hermaphrodite scandal, has been checked-out again by doctors, who now say that the runner is a little bit more man than woman.

Semenya, who became the world champion at Berlin recently, is so far ahead of other women runners, that the IOC insisted that she undergo tests to define her gender. This test proved inconclusive, as she had all the female parts, but all the male parts as well!

What a dilemma!

Other experts were called in to look at the freak, and they have now concluded that, due to her extra long penis, Caster should be described as 'more man than woman, but with a penchant for high heels'.

Dr Fritz Scheissenhausen of the Hannover Hermaphrodite Research Institute in Dortmund, said:

"Ja, she is a man because the cock is extremely pronounced, even when flacid. Bigger even than Linford Christie's!"

I don't know! A black she-man becoming world champion in Berlin! What on Earth would Mr Hitler have said?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Athletics




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