Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 24 October 2008

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Puffing on a fag

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has reportedly summoned his team captain William Gallas to a private meeting, livid that the player has been snapped by photographers at an exclusive London nightclub, with a fag in his mouth.

The moody Gallas, 31, has courted controversy throughout his Arsenal career, most notably when he lost his composure at the end of a drawn game against Birmingham City last February, but it's the first time, what some would say are, the Frenchman's homosexual tendencies have been revealed in public.

A Press report in The Daily Bullshit claims that the unknown fag was picked up in the club, and that the pair left soon after. Gallas hailed a taxi, and went back to his North London flat with the fag, where he spent the rest of a 'splendidly enjoyable evening' puffing on 'it'.

Gallas is French, which explains a lot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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