DBC annouces title fight!

Written by only_bomb

Thursday, 26 June 2008

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Lucifer in traing today, looking hopeful

The rematch of the planet was announced today. Lucifer "morning star" Seraphim was to be given a rematch with Jesus "Holy Trinity" Carpenter in the revenge match of all time.

This fight will be promoted as the "Armageddon" match, said an inside today, a 15 round super natural weight match.

Asked if this meant the end of the world the manager of Carpenter said "just because the bible says this means the end of all things and universal judgement for all, we say that's a rumour, and can't be proven"

Both fighters were eager to get on with the bout and nearly came to blows in the press conference with bolts of lightning thrown and evil fire raining down on the gathered reporters, Oder was restored by DBC (Devine Boxing Commission) chairman Di Vinity.

Odds on the match are 5 to 4 on the champion Carpenter with Lucifer a 10 to 1 outsider.

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