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Funny story: George Clooney off the market and set to marry Ann Widdecombe

George Clooney off the market and set to marry Ann Widdecombe

Yes, showbiz fans, here at news headquarters we cannot quite believe it either (in fact our editor choked on his weight-watchers muesli bar when the stunning news came in) but 'tis true!! Womanising, silver fox and star of 'Return of the killer tomat...

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Funny story: X-Factor May be Axed Before End of Series

X-Factor May be Axed Before End of Series

The X-factor might have to be axed before the end of the current series if ratings don't improve. That was the message tonight from Anne Widdecombe who is said to have described the show as "a bit dull this year." Anne was overheard to have...

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Funny story: Police Chief Sacked Over Widdecombe Error

Police Chief Sacked Over Widdecombe Error

A senior Metropolitan Police officer has been sacked and two PC's suspended after the wrongful arrest of Ann Widdecombe. On Saturday night, the former Conservative politician was held in a cell for 9 hours after being mistaken for a black youth w...

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Funny story: Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

Saggy-bum old cougars sign up for BBC Strictly Come Dancing

London - Edwina Currie, Nancy Dell'Olio, Lulu and Anita Dobson head the Beeb's geriatric hat trick-plus line-up starting this Saturday. The ageing wannabes easily trump last season's torture that inflicted Ann Widdecombe on a hapless Brit audience...

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Funny story: Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association up in arms over ejection of Ann Widdecombe

Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association up in arms over ejection of Ann Widdecombe

Now that Ann Widdecombe has been ejected from popular dancing reality show "Strictly", the Mary Whitehouse Viewers and Listeners Association (MWVLA) are up in arms that the show may now start to verge on the pornographic. The MWVLA feel that femal...

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Funny story: Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Anne Widdecombe's Strictly Sex Fans

Former Government minister Ann Widdecombe is winning a new set of fans with her next Strictly Come Dancing stunt. During next weekend's film-themed show, Ann will play Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. And while Kara Tointon looks fits as a butche...

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Funny story: Boyo Bales and Widicombe are an item?

Boyo Bales and Widicombe are an item?

One of Soccer's rising star and one of politics's heavier heavyweight meet and it looks like a lurv match. Despite scoring a hat-trick against European champions Inta Harry "the spiv " Rednapp claims the welsh wizard is not yet the finished produ...

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Funny story: Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

Loveable Twit Sought for Next Strictly Come Dancing

The BBC is engaged in a search for the next loveable twit to take part in the 2011 Strictly Come Dancing. The Inspector General of the Beeb announced there was only one other main criterion, besides being a loveable twit and that was that they cou...

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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe takes to the air on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe takes to the air on Strictly

In a desperate last ditch attempt to win over the judges, Ann Widdecombe and her partner were hoping to perform a daring aerial routine during their last dance. The idea behind this was to try to recreate the flying pig routine, which Pink Floyd used...

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Funny story: George W sends a message to Anne Widdicombe

George W sends a message to Anne Widdicombe

George W broke off from his Lego last night to telephone Anne Widdicombe after watching her performance on Come Dancing; he said: "Y'now, there annie, you shoun't take it tooo bad, y'know. When I was small, a child, y'all there poeple sayed, y'know, that there George W, he's stew-pid, y'know, gott'n no sense, an' less brain'n a critter with no head, y'know what I mean, Annie - but gee, look at...

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Funny story: Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Widdicome Says, "I was a Pratt!"

Anne Widdicome called a news conference yesterday evening, after her Strictly Humiliation to tell the gathered journalist, "I was a pratt!" She says she was blinded by the fee and the chance to get more press and television exposure. In a tearf...

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Funny story: Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Ann Widdecombe gets lowest ever score on Strictly

Judges and the audience were left speechless, or at best mumbling incoherently, following Ann Widdecombe's performance of the Salsa. The cameramen were relieved of their posts and taken away for treatment of their PTSD. The show's director was also s...

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Funny story: Ann Widdercombe to learn the steps

Ann Widdercombe to learn the steps

Ann Widdercombe's going back to basics, following another shit performance on Strictly Come Dancing. The aging star from that TV show everyone loves is set to go back to basics to really woo the audiences. Following complaints that her routines we...

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Funny story: Anne Widdicome Launches New Scent

Anne Widdicome Launches New Scent

It appears that Anne Widdicome has hit on another winner and stands to make thousands of pounds after her appearance on Strictly Come Dancing. Following her sweaty swarré around the dance floor she discarded her dank sweaty Victorian sized knicker...

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Funny story: Royal Navy to get Ann Widdecombe's g-string

Royal Navy to get Ann Widdecombe's g-string

After making a brief appearance on Strictly Come Dancing, Ann Widdecombe's g-string has been requisitioned by the Ministry of Defence and is being dispatched to the Royal Navy dockyards in Rosyth, Scotland. Prior to dispatch, the g-string is bein...

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Funny story: Anne Widdicome's G-String causes stir on Strictly

Anne Widdicome's G-String causes stir on Strictly

A row has broken out after Anne Widdicome appeared on Strictly Come Dancing wearing just a G-string and flimsy lacy bikini top doing the Rumba. As she was swung around the dance floor by Anton, kicking her legs higher than her shoulders and flingi...

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Funny story: Ann Widdecome to Win Strictly Come Dancing

Ann Widdecome to Win Strictly Come Dancing

Anne Widdecombe has emerged as the early front-runner to win strictly come dancing. All the book makers think she's great and just fantastic. She's a typical example of girls who are doing it for themselves and also, of course, she's the action her...

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