Every Nation to Boycott Every Other Nation's Olympics!

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Monday, 14 April 2008

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Lights go out on Olympic rings because every one is in some way unjust

The end of the Olympics appears to be imminent as every nation has found reason to boycott every other nation's Olympics.

China screws with Tibet, the US is at war in Iraq and Afghanistan, the British oppress the Irish, the French are rude and on and on.

The litany of complaints and lamentations at the International Olympic committee meeting seemed endless.

The Israelis persecute the Palestinians, the Canadians have unreasonably cold weather (at least until global warming fixes that), the Cubans are communists, the Costa Ricans are not and Thailand rivals non-Las Vegas Nevada for the legal sex trade. Dafur,

Australian meanness to the koala, Iceland's greenish ness and Greenland's iciness, Colombia's cocaine, Peru's cruelty to alpaca, Germany's Germaneness, Swiss neutrality, and Vatican City's homophobia and inordinate number of cross-dressers- these and many more examples of injustice have sealed the fate of there ever being another worldwide gathering of the world's youth in the name of athletic excellence again.

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