Bush State Department Warns President Carter Against Peace Overtures!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Bush says that he doesn't need Carter to help him preside over a recession and a failed foreign policy!

Bush and his war lord run state department has warned former President Jimmy Carter numerous times against attempts to bring peace to the world. Bush state department spokesperson, Bella Cose explained that war is a real money maker for the rich and Carter keeps trying to spoil the profits that flow into the deep pockets of well invested war profiteers.

Bella Cose: "As President, Carter presided over a terrible recession and failed foreign policy, what does he have to teach the Bush administration?' carter rebutted the Bush administration arguments with one of his first grade Sundat school lessons: 'George ran on a Christian conservative platform.'

"So maybe he might recognize these words of the first Christian: Blessed are the peacemakers!"

Bush himself responded: "Who said that?"

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