Daniel Radcliffe's Winner Eyebrow

Written by Sophie Jayne

Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Radder's winning eyebrows

Last night Daniel Radcliffe was announced the winner of the 'Biggest Eyebrow Contest 2008', he fought off hard competition from the likes of Charlie from busted and Jesse the cat (Postman Pat's). He was rewarded with a trolley dash and a T-shirt with an eyebrow design.

"I love the t-shirt, you know when I was about ten I really wanted to be a t-shirt designer, how strange I think I would have made a lot more money if I had gone down that road. You know I love green cows." Radcliffe said as he prepared to take his trolley dash down the aisle of Asda.

After this comment Daniel was thought to be on drugs and is now being escorted to the Wriggles Extra mental hospital for treatment.

Unfortunately for Radcliffe, the men in white coats arrived before he could finish his trolley dash so he had only helped himself to nine bunches of bananas, ten bottles of gin and fourteen packets of jelly babies.

He is also having his eyebrows waxed in the hospital as it is thought they are the cause of his strange behaviour.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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