Yorkies Recover from 4th, Still Await Christmas

Written by Princess Poole

Tuesday, 7 August 2007

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Still Waiting

Yorkies all over the U.S. hid under beds and sofas last month when the fireworks went off. Now some of them are coming out of hiding and a few have fully recovered after sessions with pet psychics and psychologists. However they are still waiting for Christmas and all those treats and toys Santa brings only to Yorkies.

This little pup, Angelica, will not allow her owner to remove her Santa suit. "She cries every time I try to take it off," says her owner. Other Yorkies pictured on TheSpoof.com are also wearing the Santa suit year-round.

Angelica has already made out her Christmas list. It includes a fresh Santa suit, XXX-small rawhides and that all cats be shrunk to the size of mice.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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