LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Melania is as happy as a puppy with three pee-pees after her BFF, LeBron James has agreed to accompany her on her trip to visit her family members in Slovenia.
The former Mrs. Golfer-in-Chief, was asked why her husband Donaldo Trump was not going with her.
She made a face and said that the Proud Boys sympathizer is much too busy illegally contradicting everything that The Senate Condemnatory Hearing On The Evil Terrorist Assault of Jan. 6 is revealing.
Melly, then added that she doesn't even like being in the same state as the has-been shithead, much less on a 7 hour and 40 minute trip from New York City to Slovenia.
LeBron then chimed in and said "I love that Mel (Mrs. Trump) and I have so much in common like basketball, drinking Corona Extra Beer, the Beatles, Whataburgers, and French kissing."
