DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - One of the nation's largest Ku Klux Klan chapters has just sent Hollywood B-actor, Will "The Sensitive SOB" Smith, an email saying that they would love for him to join their anti-Black organization.
Smith reportedly said that even though he is more light-skinned than 68% of all Blacks, he is still a Black, like Michael Jordan, Chris Rock, Serena Williams, Kanye West, and Sista Frizzle Frazzle.
VP Harris is looking into the possibility of possibly deporting Will Smith back to his home country of Zimbabwe, where he lived up until he was 9.
President Biden noted that this is the United States of America, and he is sick and tired of ingrates like the KKK, the Proud Boys, the Aryan Brothers, Will Smith, and the Sissy Sailors of San Diego thinking that they can act like total bastardized assholes and go around punching celebrities at a respected event like the Oscars.
Meanwhile, Jada Pinkett Smith has said that she will insist that Will enter anger management classes at UCLA before he makes his next boring, assinine, same old, same old, vanilla story-line drab-as-shit film.
