Former NBA Star Tim Hardaway Hates Gays; Everyone else

Funny story written by NickFun

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Former NBA star Tim Hardawy claims that he hates homosexuals but says he is not prejudiced.

"Yea, I hate gays. They scare me", Hardaway said in an interview. "But I also hate niggas, kikes, dikes, spics, frogs, guineas, krauts, pollacks, drunken mics, ruskies, limeys, old fogies, chinks, japs, commies, honkys, bitches, bastards, wasps, lefties, righties, hoes, Buddhists, Christians, Muslims, hebes -- did I already say hebes? Oh, and children. You see -- it's not prejudice if you hate EVERYONE!"

"James", who claims to be Hardaway's best friend, confirmed the statement. "He hates me because I'm a white honky commie mic bastard", James said. "I don't hold it against him. That's just what he thinks and it's part of being paid to be his best friend".

Andrew Spiegleman, Hardaway's long-time secret homosexual lover, also defended the former NBA star. "He can dribble better than anyone and when he shoots he scores! He has the nicest ass and tightest, firmest abs. Every guy in the world would feel envious of me if they knew what a stud muffin he is. I don't care if I'm a commie fag hebe".

"He's much like those preachers that claim to be against gays then run out and get a blow job and a massage", said Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. "He just can't be believed".

George W Bush defended Hardaway's ideals. "There are many people that he mentioned that I don't like either" Bush said.

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