SAN ANTONIO – Ever since the “Big 3” left the Spurs, the team has not been doing as well as they had been in the past.
After retiring, Duncan went back home to the Virgin Islands, Ginobili left for Argentina, and Parker returned to France.
Little-known player, Bindavingo Minpocka, who only stood 5 foot 4 inches tall but could jump over an SUV, went back to his beloved Upper Titaluna, where today he owns a hippo mating farm.
Timmy returned to be an assistant coach with the Spurs, Manu bought an emu ranch on the Pampas of Argentina, and Tony is the CEO/President of a French Fry manufacturing company in Paris.
Coach Popovich has reportedly called the "Big 3" and begged them to return to the team. Timmy said that he is already on the team.
Coach Pop replied, "I mean for you to suit up and play, you big Virgin Islander, you."
Popovich says that he really feels that Trump may just end up resigning the presidency. He said that his excuse will be that the job of president/golfer has just become boring and he hates to be bored.
