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Funny story: Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

Man Utd v. Tottenham: Spurs Favourites To Take All Three Points

It's the big game at Old Trafford tonight, and former Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, is back for the first time since he was sacked from the job a year ago. This time, however, it's with Tottenham Hotspur, the team that trounced his Un...

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Funny story: Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch

Manchester United Supporters Boo Team Off Pitch

In absolutely astonishing scenes never before witnessed at Old Trafford, Manchester United players were booed as they left the pitch at the end of their 2-2 draw with Aston Villa yesterday. United, looking for a win that might keep manager Ole Gun...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino Seen At Manchester Piccadilly

Mauricio Pochettino, the former Tottenham Hotspur manager, who was sacked by the north London club earlier this week, looks like he may be about to become the new Manchester United boss, after he was seen alighting from a train at Piccadilly Station...

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Funny story: First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

BILLINGSGATE POST: Shockwaves reverberated throughout the febrile English football world as the first genetically engineered cat girl broke ranks with tradition, and licked Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire’s balls as he went onto the field...

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Funny story: Manchester United Penalty Woes Continue

Manchester United Penalty Woes Continue

Manchester United picked up three easy points in their 3-1 victory against Norwich City yesterday, but their on-field problems continue, as they managed to miss TWO more penalties, bringing their total number of spot-kick failures this season to four...

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Funny story: Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist

Manchester United And Liverpool Will Walk Off If Anyone So Much As THINKS Anything Racist

The game between Manchester United and Premier League leaders Liverpool is just about to kick off at Old Trafford, and the big news is that both teams have agreed they will walk off the pitch if any of the supporters so much as thinks anything of a r...

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Funny story: Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs

Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs

A crisis at Old Trafford was averted this morning when, after an initial panic and a frantic search, Manchester United club boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, was discovered at his home, hiding in a cupboard under the stairs. Solskjaer, 46, has been weat...

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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Gets Manchester United Job

Sam Allardyce Gets Manchester United Job

It's taken him 28 years and a succession of posts at Preston, Blackpool, Notts County, Bolton, Newcastle, Blackburn, West Ham, Sunderland, England, Crystal Palace and Everton, but it now looks like Sam Allardyce is finally going to get his hands on '...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

In an announcement from Old Trafford just minutes ago, it was revealed that Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to be replaced with immediate effect by £80million summer signing from Leicester City, Harry Maguire. Maguire, 26, beco...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Has Gone Into Hiding

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Has Gone Into Hiding

Beleagured Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is reported to have gone into hiding after being relentlessly slammed in the press for his team's inept performances in the Premier League this season. United sit in 12th place in the lea...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Harry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Red Devils in an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has said the ongoing rumours over the future of manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, are starting to have a negative effec...

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Funny story: Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...

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Funny story: Manchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins

Manchester United Dumps Ole Gunnar: “Action” Jackson To Take Reins

BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United announced today that manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been fired, to be replaced by Jack “Action” Jackson, an American topflight manager who caught their eye last year after posting an undefeated season with the...

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Funny story: Manchester United Talking To Zinedine Zidane, Steve Bruce, And Ricky Tomlinson

Manchester United Talking To Zinedine Zidane, Steve Bruce, And Ricky Tomlinson

Manchester United, the football team that employed one manager - Sir Alex Ferguson - for 27 years, is looking to part company with the fourth manager - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - in the space of the six years since Ferguson retired, and are talking to Re...

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Funny story: AZ Alkmaar Consider Sacking Boss After Failure To Beat Manchester United

AZ Alkmaar Consider Sacking Boss After Failure To Beat Manchester United

Club executives at AZ Alkmaar are, this morning, involved in an emergency high-level meeting over the future of the oddly-named team boss, Arne Slot, after last night's game against Manchester United, which ended 0-0. Slot, which is pronounced by...

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Funny story: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Makes Wild Statement After Manchester United Fail To Impress Again

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Makes Wild Statement After Manchester United Fail To Impress Again

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, says his team were "unlucky" in Holland, as they were denied a penalty during their drab, uninspiring goalless draw with AZ Alkmaar, in last night's Europa League fixture. "It's a penalty 101 times out...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Arsenal Might Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match In Charge

Harry Maguire: Arsenal Might Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match In Charge

The Premier League season is only six matches old, yet we already find ourselves speculating on who the first managerial casualty will be, and, with Manchester United hosting Arsenal on Monday night at Old Trafford, is it possible that Ole Gunnar Sol...

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