Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 3 March 2019

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Bona fide Tranmere Rovers supporter or LGBT miss

Tranmere, UK - (Lardarse Mess): A campaign targeting Merseyside football club Tranmere Rovers is pissed off at daft political correctness after fans’ nicknames were branded LGBT crap.

Affectionately known as the Trannies, the Prenton Park, Birkenhead-based League Two supporters club is livid at twinning with UK trans-sexual movement members who reckon the nickname ‘grossly offensive’.

And now the entire brouhaha may end up in court.

“I’ve been a ‘Tranny’ most of my professional life,” Tranmere FC owner Mark Palios commented.

“And the majority of our supporters are totally straight.”

The club famously lost 17-NIL to Tottenham Hotspur in a recent FA Fourth Round meet-up where Spurs’ Harry Kane scored all the goals.

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