Warriors and Pistons Trade Eight Players and More

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 18 January 2007

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An old ABA ball is going to Golden State in a trade

The Indiana Pacers and the Golden State Warriors just completed a huge NBA trade involving eight basketball players. Indiana will lose All Harrington, Stephen Jackson, Sarunas Jaskevicius, and Josh Powell. The Warriors will lose Troy Murphy, Mike Dunleavy, Ike Diugu, and Keith McLeod. The trade becomes effective immediately.

In addition, the Pacers will surrender cheerleaders Mindy Souls, Cindy Hicks, Bindi Franks, and Wendy Isaacs. Golden state will send them Candy Moore, Mandy Jones, Buffy Smith, and Muffy Waters.

Indiana will also lose two five gallon Coleman water coolers, sixteen gallons of gatorade, an old style ABA basketball, three packages of ace bandages, and a tube of Ben Gay. The Warriors will, in turn, surrender two six game suspensions, five cases of concession stand nacho cheese sauce, a public address microphone, two program sponsorships, and a case of jockstraps.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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