Somewhere in Asia Donald Trump spoke at one of the Maldives Islands on the latest North Korea developments.
"So Rocket Boy announced that Europe doesn't need to worry about being nuked because he is so scared of me that he's saving all his nukes for the US. I don't need to tell Europe that they are now secure because of ME! I think some of the monarchies around might want to make me a Duke or Baron or something and I will accept all reasonable offers." Trump seemed mystified when no one applauded.
Taking questions, Trump was asked, via the Internet, by a reporter:
"President Trump, is the reason that you are in an unannounced location with no actual people in attendance at your press conference because you are afraid of Kim Jong-Un nuking you?"
Suddenly the connection went dead.