Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 3 May 2016

image for Encounters of a third kind in English Premier League!
They even changed their saucer's colours to show Leicester solidarity!

There is no doubt about the facts behind Leicester City winning the English Premier League, they were visited by aliens! It seems that after the visits the whole club has been transformed into an extra-terrestrial habitat for passing flying saucers!

Jamie Vardy, once a low-level amatuer footballer was abducted by aliens and transformed into a high-speed road-runner, Robert Huth, German nobody, was also abducted and turned into the Berlin Wall and his defensive partner, Wes Morgan, once a low-level pro, was transformed into a footballing Hulk!

Aliens also abducted Leicester manager, Claudio Ranieri, who has had more clubs than Italians have had spaghetti for dinner and never won a dicky-bird, was given the brains of dead football manager legends Sir Matt Busby, Bill Shankly and Louis van Gaal, who is brain dead, and the rest is history!

Several other Leicester players were also abducted including two Manchester United rejects, Drinkwater and Simpson, and after alien injections of high-powered Green Bull (The red stuff is ants piss) they have been turned into world beaters.

The English FA have promised to look into alien interference at the new crowned champions of England after Arsenal manager and very French, Arsene Wenger, protested whilst passing Stamford Bridge, the home of his arch rivals, and a feisty encounter against Spurs last night! He swore he saw a lit-up effigy of Jose Mourinho floating over the ground, which proved to him that Aliens, and Jose is certainly one of those, influenced and stage-managed the whole Leicester success story!

Arsene also cashed in his bet at a Chinese bookmaker after betting that his club, Arsenal, would and could never win the title as long as he is in charge and Jose Mourinho's ghost stalks him everywhere he goes!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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