Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 11 February 2016

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British tabloids claim they have Louis van Gaal's scalp!

The "Hexenjagd" of the disgraceful, lying, deceitful British tabloids has reached a new low! They claim to have Manchester United's manager, Louis van Gaal's scalp!

As usual it's a bunch of lies because Louis was just spotted shopping with his wife in Manchester with a full head of hair and a pair of huge "cojones" were seen dangling between his legs!

Jose Mourinho refuses to comment on the bullshit because he only enters from the front and never at the rear end!

More as we puke it!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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