Jose loves Abramovich, but he does not love Jose!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 17 December 2015

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The Lonely One not so Special anymore! Has he got the Blues? Look at his bank account!

One of the best running London soap operas has ended and a painful love affair brought to an abrupt end as the whole world wakes up to the divorce of the season; Abramovich has booted Jose!

Twitter, Facebook, etc, have all gone ballistic after the news broke that the so-called, Special One, was not so special anymore after failing to live up to past glories and losing the plot over his bunch of mega-rich, spoilt brats running around a football field failing to put a round thing in a net!

He also had the audacity to sack his trusty female physiotherapist, a favorite of the players who loved her warm leg massages after a sturdy game and it looks like this is one of the reasons why Abramovich fell out of love with Jose?

The Blues are living up to their colors and are quite average after storming to last years title with Jose and Abramovich laughing all the way to the bank; how quickly things change and after only seven months! Love turned to bitter disappointment as both men shook hands, kissed and parted for the final time!

A tragedy in the West of London for the Blues and a sigh of relief from a certain Frenchman, a stone's throw away from Jose's crumbling castle, as he lifted a glass of finest Champers to celebrate this majestic event in class, a thing that The Special One sometimes certainly lacked, class!

Back at the Blue's castle only one word could be heard, "Ypa!" (Cheers in Russian)! After Abramovich writ off yet another odd 30 million quid from his massive bank account, and only the tax man cried!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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