A once very "Special One" loved by Chelsea Dandy's, Fairies and other Mad Hatters, has become yet another bloody victim of British tabloids a most desirable pack of blood-thirsty bloodhounds, unique in the world and second to none!
The Daily S++r, M++++r, S+n, M++l, etc, launched their campaign weeks ago and now have achieved ultimate success as The Special One has now been "Klopped by the Klopp" (The Normal One) and of course he will be ripped to smitherens by an even worse bunch, The Sunday Pitbull Chainsaw Massacre Crew, better known as The P????e!
The Special One will now have only one option, bag his 30 million quid, stick his very large middle finger into the crisp Chelsea air and retreat to a hideaway in the Bahamas for a well earned piece of R & R.
As for the special Brit Bloodhound Press they have another victim waiting to be gnawed to the bone, a certain Dutch eccentric, Louis van Gaal, and be sure, there will be no escape, because he and The Special One continually kept telling the Bloodhound reporters what a bunch of tossers they are, and the truth hurts!!